Conversa com um toddler:

m - I don't have my camera today, so I'll get my ipod to take some photos
t -   ipod, or ipad?
m - ipod
t -   What is an ipod?
m - It's like a tiny ipad. Or like an iphone, but you can't call people.
t -   Like Mummy's ipad but smaller?
m - That's it.